The Biggest Jobs “Miss” Ever
Our bottomless disfaith in experts is validated yet again…
These wiseacres informed us April would turn in over one million fresh jobs. How many fresh jobs did April turn in?
266,000 — wrong by a factor approaching four — the miss of all misses.
“This is a big miss that changes how we think about the recovery,” moans University of Michigan economist Justin Wolfers.
Perhaps it does.
Economist Nick Bunker concedes Friday’s report “might be one of the most disappointing jobs numbers of all time.”
Of all time! And so he scratches and scratches his head:
Just so. But were these economists — experts all — unaware of these confounding variables?
An authentic expert might have mixed them into his mathematics.
Why Have Experts?
Why have experts at all?
Would you trust the weatherman who had forecast a roasting 100 degrees… when the next day’s temperature came in at an arctic 26?
Would you trust the stockjobber who had insisted stock x would scale $100 when stock x plunged to $26?
Why then should you trust an economics mob who had forecast the economy would add over one million April jobs… when the economy added only 266,000 April jobs?
Another question: Where is its amour propre, its self-respect as a professional body?
Decent men might scurry off… rats down a storm drain… gushing apologies and pledging to stay forever away.
But these men will return next month with May’s crystal-gazings…
As they will in June, July, August, September, October, November, December, February, March — and April again.
Might these botches occasionally capture a genuine glimpse? They may, yes. But we would remind you:
The fritzed cuckoo clock gives accurate time every twelve hours. It is fritzed nonetheless.
The Luxury of Ignorance
Yet we sympathize — deeply — with these professional men.
They are experts, men of dignity, secular clergymen. The world hangs upon their educated guesswork.
And so they approach their prognostications with all the weight afforded somber men. They realize they must suck answers out of their thumbs… however false.
The Daily Reckoning carries no such burden upon its shoulders.
We enjoy the luxury of… ignorance.
We do not claim to know next month’s unemployment rate. And who would listen to us if we did?
As well consult a bowling champion, an acrobat, a justice of the Supreme Court. Indeed — as well consult an economist.
Nor do we pretend to know this year’s GDP… or how the Dow Jones will trade on December 11, 2021… or on May 11, 2021.
Mr. Milton Friedman once claimed he could “give you a number or a date, but not both.”
But your editor is rather more modest — he can give you neither.
We are far more adept in raising questions than answering questions.
We are gadflies… nose-pullers… chain-yankers… crashers of parties.
If we find the Emperor stark naked, we yell about it. We heave stink bombs into polite circles. We put out our tongues at consensus.
The Damndest of All Damnable Lies
The unemployment rate is but a statistic. And statistics are the damndest of all damnable lies.
You have a nation divided equally between 11-foot giants and three-foot midgets.
Does the average citizen stand seven feet in height?
Half the population is black, half the population is white. Is the average citizen… gray?
Half are male, half are female. Is the average citizen a hermaphrodite?
A man, age 25, unknowingly hosts the coronavirus. A steamroller drives over him. Was it the virus that made a hotcake of him — or the roller?
The medical statistics might claim it was the virus. We exaggerate only modestly.
Dr. Annie Bukacek is a practicing physician. From whom:
Here is our tort against statistics: As we have argued before… statistics are the bureaucrat’s fiercest weapon…
The Government’s Goons
For it is the government statistician who collects, sorts, analyzes, worries, tortures and weaponizes economic data.
The mangled data is then conscripted into the service of government policy x… or government policy y.
That is, the statistician is the government’s roughneck, its henchman — its goon. As we have also written before:
Without his figures the government is a plodding doofus. It is a blinded, fumbling cyclops speared through its one and only eye.
But this graspless, senseless, sightless beast… in fact… presents a reduced menace.
More Statistics, Less Liberty
Explains the late economist Murray Rothbard:
Indeed… in the absence of labor statistics, how would the government know when to “stimulate” the economy?
And how would its central bank plot the famously false Phillips curve?
Statistics form the very “eyes and ears” of government. Again, Mr. Rothbard:
That is, without statistics the government could not “govern” us as it would.
Government tracks statistics as the train robber tracks railroad schedules… and for much the same purpose.
Goodbye to the Bill of Rights
We trust its statistics no further than we trust a dog with our dinner or a politician with our vote.
And the fellow who manufactures them is often a scoundrel, a traitor to truth, a menace to American peace and happiness.
He would tell you twice two is five — if his bosses wished you to believe twice two is five.
“The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head,” said the irreplaceable Mencken, adding:
“Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.”
Statistics show him where to aim.
Yet we conclude in high spirits. We are pleased to report that the threat is exaggerated vastly.
The Bill of Rights faces no bureaucratic threat in this year 2021. None, that is, with the mere exceptions of:
Its First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth, Ninth — and Tenth — Amendments.
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