Good News About the Coming Crash
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND – The last leaves are falling from the trees. And the last days of December are counting down, like the quiet moments before an execution.
Friday, the Dow fell nearly another 500 points.
Is this one of those rare times when the doom-mongers’ predictions understate the approaching danger?
Troy, circa 1184 BC: “You’re just a nervous nelly, Cassandra; the horse is a nice parting gift. Bring it into the city.”
Rome, 475: “We’ve heard these warnings over and over… But the barbarians will never cross the Po River. Our legions will soon have them on the run.”
Russia, 1918: “Don’t worry about it, Vassily. It will all blow over soon. These hotheads will soon be history.”
New York, 1929: “What? This is a great market…”
Germany 1933: “The Reichstag fire was an accident, Benjamin. And who would support these lunkhead Nazis? Things will go back to normal.”
Washington, 2018: “Unemployment is down. GDP growth is up. We’ve had a tax cut. Inflation is low. What’s to worry about?”
We don’t know. But since it is the Christmas season, we look on the bright side.
The Bright Side
If the stock market keeps sliding, a lot of problems will disappear (or at least get upstaged in the news ratings) – the trade war, the search for a chief of staff at the White House, the “shutdown”… Nancy Pelosi, Trump. Who will care about any of this when the Dow loses 10,000 points?
Besides, most of the leading new stories are just BS and claptrap. Phony wars. Fake “investigations.” Fake statistics. Most mean less than nothing.
After you learn about them, you know less that is honest and real than you did before.
But a serious bear market is real. Like a hurricane or a barbarian invasion, it gets people’s attention.
But keep looking on the bright side of it. Worried about inequality? Just let the correction do its work. The rich will be taken down a peg.
On Friday, for example, the selloff took stock prices down by more than 2%. Since the whole stock market is valued at about $30 trillion, a 2% drop shaves about $600 billion off balance sheets.
And that’s in addition to the 10% or so they were already down. Or about $3 trillion in all.
But hold on… there’s a long way to go.
By our estimate, the rich have gained about $30 trillion in total (from their investments in stocks, bonds, real estate, rare artwork, and collectibles) from the fake money system and the manipulation of interest rates by the Fed.
If the stock market gets cut in half (which we expect), that alone will take care of half the problem.
Alas, it’s not just stock owners who take a beating. Stocks represent real companies. Companies have owners, bankers, suppliers, employees… and creditors. All of them lose.
For example, Corporate America owes a record $9 trillion, give or take – 50% more than it did 10 years ago. When stock prices go down, sales and profits go down, too.
Employees are laid off. Bonuses are reconsidered. Expansion plans are shelved. Purchases are rescinded. Business implodes.
And the weakest companies are unable to pay their debts.
Then, of course, the whole credit industry gets the shakes. The weaker lenders collapse immediately. Stronger ones call in their loans – putting further pressure on the wobbly companies.
But heck… it’s supposed to work that way.
Panics, credit crises, and bear markets – like maggots on dead flesh – clean up market economies.
And, still looking on the bright side, we personally will lose millions; but it will be worth it to see the dumbbell rich get what is coming to them.
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