Omnibus Bill to End Representation without Representation
Ol' Remus

Will America's central planners be afforded ever more power to decide the fates of not only America's population, but that of the world, or will the people reclaim the ideals that the founders of this once great country had when they set off on an experiment, which is now failing with every passing year?
Tyler Durden, Zero Hedge

Some time ago, in a good faith effort to avoid the looming implosion of trust in all things governmental, and the unpleasantness sure to follow, ol' Remus proposed this Omnibus Bill. Somehow, DC failed to take up and pass this Bill by acclamation. Remus is realistic, he stands ready to entertain such changes, additions or corrections as may be proposed by Representatives and Senators interested in sponsoring this Bill so it may be expedited through both houses and signed immediately by North American Strong Man Barack Obama thus, crisis averted, leaving Remus's and their summer free. It's little enough to ask.

Be it Resolved:

By failing to legislate or interpret the law using the ordinary meaning of the Constitution as understood by the People it was written for, where the Judiciary cites uncodifed administrative 'settled law' derived from their opinions rather than the black-letter law, effectively making the nation lawless,

and by using the treasury as a wealth redistribution system and vote-buying fund rather than restricting expenditures to government's legitimate functions,

and by conducting elections as an auction of the future earnings of its productive citizens,

and by designing features of the tax code to manipulate what was formerly private behavior,

and by allowing unelected agencies to write regulations with the force of law,

and by empowering non-governmental agencies to incur financial liabilities to be borne by the taxpayers,

and by allowing civil agencies to become police forces, and police forces to become military forces,

and by requiring the use of languages other than English for official transactions,

and by allowing tax-exempt entities to function as political organizations in all but name,

and by writing advantages and disadvantages into law based on gender, race or chosen lifestyle,

and by structuring election districts so candidates choose their voters, resulting in elections that are largely noncompetitive formalities in favor of the incumbent,

and by responding to the interests of financial supporters and party dictates rather than their total constituency,

and by circumscribing public discourse with ever more exacting codes where frank disapproval is suppressed or punished as crimes, which effectively instruct citizens what they must think or say,

and by citing foreign judicial decisions in domestic legal cases,

and by hobbling our armed forces with foolish asymmetrical rules of engagement,

and by approving major and protracted military missions amounting to war without a declaration of war nor a clear expression of intent to prevail, and why,

and by granting public funds and protection to self-identified bigots and their extortionist organizations,

and by funding an advocacy radio network and television network,

and by forcing some families to support other families whose circumstances are not materially different from their own through a network of devious programs and agencies,

and by training and equipping local law-enforcement agencies to be extensions of the military and its mission,

and by rulings enabling local governments to forcibly transfer property from unwilling private owners to other private owners merely to maximize tax revenues, as if maximizing taxation were the purpose of governance,

and by prohibiting domestic companies from developing domestic oil fields often while allowing foreign companies to do so,

and by legislation and judicial rulings that transfer parental rights to the schools and family courts and other state entities,

and by integrating sexual advocacy into the curriculum of mandatory education,

and by international trade agreements amounting to foreign aid,

and by providing foreign aid grants knowing they will be embezzled by officials of foreign states, many of which act as, or have declared themselves to be, our enemies,

and by continuing to underwrite a corrupt and anti-American United Nations Organization,

and by open nepotism in House and Senate staffing,

and by using hearings and investigations as harassment for partisan ideological purposes,

and by allowing activists to use our classrooms for ideological indoctrination and recruitment,

and by passing legislation representatives have neither read nor deliberated,

and by refusing to effectively control our national borders,

and by not attending to the internal enforcement of existing immigration laws,

and by supporting illegal aliens with public funds,

and by tolerating 'sanctuary cities' which hold citizenship itself in contempt,

and by violating their Oath of Office and the public trust by working on behalf of illegal aliens rather than acting as required by law and as directed by the citizens they putatively represent,

and by releasing serious offenders when an esoteric legal nuance can be said to have been violated or where a magistrate effects his personal beliefs under color of law,

and by allowing a private banking syndicate to circulate intrinsically worthless currency and require its use in lieu of money in return for 'first access' to its monopoly on credit,

and by referencing devious polls, political calculations and questionable statistics for decision-making rather than the will of the electorate and applicable law,

and by coming to rely preferentially on misleading or coercing the governed rather than relying on the independently expressed consent of the governed, it has been and is determined, for these and other reasons, the Congress, the Executive and the Judiciary have forfeited the larger part of legitimacy both in fact and in the public perception.

Therefore, ipso facto fait accompli carolus magnus avoirdupois lemon meringue, upon passage of this Bill, the federal government; its departments, agencies and commissions, shall be instructed to stand down and evacuate DC while a lawful Republic is reinstituted in accordance with the Constitution of the United States of America, completion to be accomplished within fourteen days, said time being sufficient for the total outbound capacity of motorized passenger carriers—this being the omnibus referred to in the Bill's title—to convey them and their staffs from such premises as they now occupy in DC. Further, they shall turn off the lights and appliances when they leave, the new occupants can't afford them.

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